might be a record, even for Gia') and navigate fashion dilemmas ('If there was one rule about how to dress on the Jersey Shore: Less was more') throughout their summer in Seaside Heights. The two encounter gorillas ('big, ripped, tan' guys), make out ('Twenty minutes from club entry to hookup. 'The people who aren't going to read it, the negative people, I'm sure if they DID read it, they'd think it was awesome.' If you're one of THOSE people, here's what you're missing: 'Pint-sized' Giovanna (Gia) Spumanti and her cousin, the taller and tougher Isabella (Bella) Rizzoli, spend an action-packed summer on the Jersey Shore. 'I'm very happy that a lot of people want to read it, and that people who have read it are impressed,' says Polizzi, 24. Tuesday night that fans were lining up for wristbands at 9 in the morning for the 7 p.m. So many people were expected at her signing at the Grove in L.A. 'But I'm so happy I did.' 'Jersey Shore' viewers are, too. 'I never knew I would write a book!' she gushes, perhaps echoing the sentiments of even the most devout Snooki lovers. The pint-size loudmouth - who, now that she's an author, prefers to be called Nicole - tells the Daily News that 'words can't even describe' what it means to her to have her book on stands. Nicole (Snooki) Polizzi has added to 'Jersey' lore with 'A Shore Thing,' a novel collaboration with writer Valerie Frankel, which hit bookstores Tuesda. Gym, tan, laundry and, oh yeah, write a novel.

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